CAUSE OF DEATH
Chud The Shooter: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the primordial soup of Solana's memecoin ecosystem, Chud The Shooter emerged fully formed—a creature so perfectly adapted to its own extinction that one wonders if nature intended it as satire. With thirteen brave holders clinging to their bags like remora fish to a great white, and ninety-nine point nine percent of supply concentrated in the apex predators above, this token's brief zero-hour existence was less a life cycle and more a financial fever dream.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull via mathematical inevitability
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"It shot once, briefly, then vanished—much like the money of those who bought it"