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LeGone: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately

Here we observe a specimen so ephemeral, so utterly devoid of purpose, that it achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it truly lived. In its mere hours of existence, LeGone managed to shed a quarter of its value while maintaining the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—particularly one designed to separate retail investors from their capital.