CAUSE OF DEATH
Rattata's Two-Hour Descent Into Oblivion
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we witness the remarkable lifecycle of Infected Rattata—a creature that burned brightest in its final gasps, achieving a 129% pump before realizing, far too late, that liquidity is rather important for survival. With 87.5% of tokens concentrated in the hands of a mere handful of predators, this specimen never stood a chance; it was less a token launch and more an elaborate exit strategy masquerading as financial innovation.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and aggressive supply top-loading
EPITAPH
"It lived two hours. It lived hard. It lived not at all."