CAUSE OF DEATH
Five Holders, Zero Survivors, Maximum Irony
In the swamplands of the Solana blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen: born mere hours ago, yet somehow already extinct. The creature's name promised decentralization, a noble aspiration—much like a mayfly declaring itself immortal. Alas, when all wealth concentrates in ten hands, and there exists nowhere to sell one's position, even the most optimistic tokenomics cannot forestall the inevitable.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"Decentralized in name only, centralized in wallet only, liquidated in prayer only."
