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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

Here we observe 67nald, a specimen so freshly minted it hadn't yet learned to walk—or hold value. In a display of natural selection most brutal, ninety-five hopeful investors watched their capital evaporate faster than morning dew under the Solana sun, while the top ten holders clutched 79.6% of this dying creature's withering form.