CAUSE OF DEATH
Neko-chan: Born Dead, Stayed Dead
In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath—launched merely hours ago into a world of nine holders who collectively own everything and nothing simultaneously. Like a mayfly that skipped the flying phase entirely, Neko-chan achieved the remarkable feat of being stillborn while technically alive, its liquidity vanishing faster than a cat in a thunderstorm.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Launched with zero liquidity and maximum desperation
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"It had all the hallmarks of a rug pull, except someone forgot to actually pull the rug—this token never even had one."