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DogWifChopper: A Three-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe the DogWifChopper, a specimen so young it hadn't yet learned to walk before it learned to stumble. In merely three hours, this creature accumulated 51 believers and $18,535 in volume—a respectable showing for something destined to become a cautionary tale. The authorities, revoked and powerless, could only watch as concentration among ten holders reached a suffocating 79.3%, a gravitational force from which no liquidity could escape.