ANSEM HOUSE/5w2X..pump
FLATLINED
Ansem House

Ansem House5w2XBZTCZfRBhh3KSZHtg86P2q5Td8tq27g4Fh1Cpump

$HOUSESEM5w2X..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity drainage and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$15.1K
+582.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$39.3K
Holders
9
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$2.23B
Price USD
$2.23e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Succumbs to Instant Vapidity

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago with zero liquidity and a suspicious 582% price swing, HOUSESEM represents nature's cruel reminder that revoked authorities cannot revoke the authority of mathematics. The top 10 holders, clutching 58.6% of this phantom asset, have discovered that volume without liquidity is merely the sound of money evaporating.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$39.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity drainage and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It had promise for exactly zero hours—a new record for disappointing absolutely everyone simultaneously.

Holders

§ 04 · 9 wallets
Top 1
97.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
015nSx...Qyu597.87%
027g1w...2sg61.10%
03EWpZ...Vzm30.74%
04F5UA...U9Tg0.23%
05EyuZ...PDbH0.02%
067iQf...xJfN0.02%
07Dts6...F8F70.02%
08BURN...RFgL0.00%
095F2N...7y1M0.00%