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Infant Token Exhibits Suspicious Vitality Signs

In the waning hours of its second existence, ALCHI displays the frantic energy of a newborn given pure caffeine—explosive growth, microscopic liquidity, and a suspicious absence of natural predators. The creature's authorities have been ceremonially severed, a theatrical gesture suggesting legitimacy, yet the mathematics betray a more primal truth: nearly $400,000 in volume through 2,419 eager mouths in mere moments.