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Baby Altman: Born, Pumped, Abandoned in Sixty Minutes

In the sweltering primordial pools of Solana, the Baby Altman token emerged, gasping, into a cruel world—only to discover that ninety-nine percent of its genetic material had already been claimed by a handful of apex predators. With zero liquidity to sustain it and authorities wisely surrendered at birth, this creature survived merely long enough for the strong to feast upon the weak, a textbook example of predatory selection in its most naked form.