CAUSE OF DEATH
TROLLBUTT: A Newborn's Tragic Ninety-Minute Demise
Born mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem, TROLLBUTT experienced the crypto equivalent of being devoured by its own mother—a 116% pump-and-dump cycle so violent it left no liquidity survivors. With zero dollars in the pools and 76% of tokens concentrated in the top ten wallets, this token never had a heartbeat, only a death rattle masquerading as volume.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership, vanished liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"Here lies TROLLBUTT: it achieved more volatility in one day than most humans achieve in a lifetime, and still managed to be utterly worthless."