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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$9.2K
+394.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$172.66
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$7.88B
Price USD
$3.94e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Token Born to Pump and Perish

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of financial hubris—a token that achieved a 394% price swing in mere hours, yet possessed the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. Born into a world of three holders and zero liquidity, it lived fast, died young, and left behind a $172.66 autopsy fee. Nature, it seems, abhors both a vacuum and tokens named after gambling addiction.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$172.66 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It promised to fix your life; instead it became the cautionary tale you needed.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
013QeN...oTLZ99.95%
02Ah8R...QCAd0.05%