CAUSE OF DEATH
Chad Animals: Born Yesterday, Dead Today
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, Chad Animals emerged fully formed at birth—a peculiar specimen indeed—only to experience a catastrophic 82.9% extinction event within mere hours. As we observe the cadaver, one notices the telltale signs of a pump-and-dump predator: a top-heavy distribution where ten holders control over seventy percent of the circulating mass, a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a modest sedan, and trading volume that suggests frenzied panic selling amongst the 161 remaining believers.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero utility, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It never had a chance. Born at midnight, murdered by dawn. This token's only achievement was proving that removing mint authority doesn't stop a rug from being pulled."
