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Performapal Horse Radish: Born Yesterday, Dead Today

In the cruel theater of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—a token that achieved the full arc of existence in mere hours, a Shakespearean tragedy compressed into a single rotation of the earth. The creature burned bright with impossible volatility, a 265% surge masking the hollowness beneath, before expiring from the most terminal of conditions: absolute and complete irrelevance. Nature, it seems, abhors both a vacuum and a pump-and-dump scheme with equal indifference.