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Bullshit Coin: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of financial engineering—a token that achieved the rare distinction of dying before it could properly be said to have lived. In just twenty-four hours, the Bullshit Coin experienced a catastrophic -74.9% decline, a fall so swift and complete that one might mistake it for intentional design rather than market failure. Five holders clutching their worthless bags like mourners at a funeral they themselves attended.