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Feline Finances: A Sixty-Minute Extinction Event

In nature, we observe the catwidcap's brief existence—a token that burned brightest in its final moments before collapsing with the grace of a cat pushed from a table. Born merely an hour ago, it achieved what few organisms manage: complete biological failure while still warm. The top ten holders, having consumed 99.9% of the ecosystem's resources, left nothing but scorched earth and $2,882 of liquidity—barely enough to feed a dependent.