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Newborn Token Arrives Dead On Arrival

Here we observe a most curious specimen: born mere hours ago, The 100 Year Old Fan has achieved what few tokens manage—complete liquidity evaporation before its first sunset. In nature, we call this natural selection; in cryptocurrency, we call this Tuesday. The creature's 69 holders, clutching their bags with the desperation of lottery losers, watch as their concentrated holdings become monuments to hubris.