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Revenant Never Revived: A One-Hour Tragedy

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: born merely sixty minutes ago, already gasping its final breath. The Revenant, despite its grandiose name suggesting resurrection, has instead become a masterclass in digital necromancy—summoned into existence only to discover that 99.5% of its inhabitants were merely pallbearers. As liquidity evaporates like morning dew on the Serengeti, twenty-one token holders watch their investment experience the financial equivalent of sudden infant death syndrome.