CAUSE OF DEATH
Five Wolves Share Corpse, Call It Decentralization
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen: technically alive, yet utterly devoid of the distributed essence it claimed to possess. With five holders controlling the entirety of this financial ecosystem—a concentration so pure it makes oligarchies blush—we witness the magnificent illusion of decentralization meeting its inevitable reckoning. The revoked authorities suggest the architects merely removed the doorknobs after locking everyone inside.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme centralization masquerading as legitimacy
EPITAPH
"They said it was decentralized. Then they noticed only five people showed up to the funeral."