TESLA INC/5iGj..mB3h
TERMINAL
Tesla Inc

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$TSLA5iGj..mB3h
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Concentration, abandonment, and mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-1.9% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.5K
Volume 24h
$13.76
Holders
92
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.32B
Price USD
$2.32e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Tesla Token Flatlines: A Cautionary Tale

In the depths of the Solana ecosystem, we observe a specimen that has expired with remarkable speed. This counterfeit Tesla, despite revoking its authorities as a final act of legitimacy theater, has succumbed to the inevitable: ninety-seven holders watching their digital dreams evaporate at sixteen percent per day, like morning dew on a blockchain that nobody asked for.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.5K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$13.76 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 87.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentration, abandonment, and mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

It had mint revoked and dreams higher, but liquidity lower than a Tesla stock buyback announcement.

Holders

§ 04 · 92 wallets
Top 1
74.3%
Top 5
87.3%
Top 10
93.9%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
7.38 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
4.64 SOL62.9%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
2.74 SOL37.1%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 2 holders · scanned 26d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 2 known