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MegaEye: Born Yesterday, Already Skeletal

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—one hour old yet already displaying the hallmarks of terminal decline. With a mere $12,695 in liquidity and forty-three percent of its wealth concentrated in the jaws of its top predators, this token sprint from birth to inevitable extinction with the grace of a wounded gazelle. Though the mint and freeze authorities lie revoked like shed snake skin, the damage was already done; the architects had already fled with their spoils.