CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant Token Expires After Sixty-Two Percent Hemorrhage
In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that barely drew its first breath before experiencing catastrophic organ failure. Born merely an hour ago, this unfortunate specimen managed to generate considerable volume—$124,566—yet somehow contrived to shed nearly two-thirds of its value in the span of a coffee break. A truly remarkable achievement in the art of financial self-immolation.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute pump-and-dump syndrome with septic concentration
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"It came, it pumped, it dumped, it died—all before breakfast."