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The Dog That Never Learned to Fetch

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: The Dog, born merely two hours ago, has already succumbed to the evolutionary pressures of the free market. With zero liquidity and a concentration of wealth so severe that ten holders control over half the ecosystem, this creature never stood a chance—much like a newborn fawn attempting to outrun a cheetah whilst wearing concrete shoes.