AGENT CHEF/5bun..pump
TERMINAL
agent chef

agent chef5bunUjidJmmJKtcqPT3vi9G1AAwkfTvBB6tSENDkpump

5bun..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets extreme concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$13.6K
+41.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$6.6K
Holders
79
Liquidity DrainedStale And DryHeavy Concentration
FDV
$20.35B
Price USD
$2.18e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Agent Chef: A Slow Burn in Crypto Kitchen

Here we observe the peculiar specimen of agent chef, a token that has managed the remarkable feat of existing for over 100 days while somehow accumulating neither liquidity nor a meaningful user base. With 79 holders clinging to their positions like passengers on a sinking ship, and a single day's 41% price oscillation, this creature exhibits the classic signs of a project abandoned by its architect—all authorities revoked, yet somehow still breathing.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$6.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 67.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets extreme concentration
Patient Note

It had all the ingredients for success, but forgot to actually cook something.

Holders

§ 04 · 79 wallets
Top 1
38.2%
Top 5
67.8%
Top 10
76.4%
01HDGC...MhWn38.16%
02GV6U...dC52AUTOPSY17.25%
03M6zV...vqcH5.65%
049UEx...j9DD4.22%
053LGW...yUp22.53%
066LbX...aaa32.12%
078vxi...wAJnAUTOPSY1.92%
084JLS...SzJ21.63%
09uGuT...Q3pe1.55%
108VhS...A5Lh1.33%

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known