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MayHam: A Two-Hour Cryptocurrency Tragedy

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe the mayHam—a creature that lived fast, died young, and left a perfectly preserved corpse of mathematical impossibility. Born merely 120 minutes ago, this token experienced a 2,278% price swing, suggesting either a glitch in the Matrix or six holders frantically panic-trading amongst themselves. With zero liquidity and authorities ceremoniously revoked, mayHam achieved what few tokens do: the complete absence of an exit strategy.