CAUSE OF DEATH
Chad's Premature Demise: A One-Hour Tragedy
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Locked in Chad token—a creature that lived fast, died young, and left a questionable corpse. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it managed to accumulate seventeen desperate holders before succumbing to the predatory mathematics of concentration: ninety-nine point seven percent ownership nestled in the jaws of the top ten. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum but despises a rug equally.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"Here lies Chad—he was locked in, but not locked down. The authorities left, the liquidity fled, and the investors learned that revoked promises are still broken ones."
