CAUSE OF DEATH
The Husky That Barked At Bears
Here we observe the curious case of MEEKA, a token that somehow managed to achieve the impossible: a Grade A health rating whilst generating more volume than liquidity in a single day. Like a husky chasing its own tail in the Siberian wilderness, it sprints magnificently in circles, all sound and fury, signifying nothing but the mathematical improbability of its own survival.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity too shallow, volume too loud
EPITAPH
"Revoked all authority except the authority to disappoint"