THE FARTING WHALE/5LHg..pump
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The Farting Whale

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
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Catastrophic architectural failure meets bathroom humor

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
-6.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$840.84
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.06B
Price USD
$2.06e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Whale Song Cuts Short After Mere Hours

In nature, we observe a peculiar specimen: born at dawn, deceased by dusk. The Farting Whale never stood a chance—a creature engineered with all the structural integrity of a soap bubble in a thunderstorm. With zero liquidity and 100% concentration among two holders, it achieved the remarkable feat of becoming worthless before its first cup of coffee.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$840.84 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic architectural failure meets bathroom humor
Patient Note

It arrived as a joke and departed as a cautionary tale, leaving behind only memories and $840.84 in volume—the financial equivalent of pocket lint.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
0167CZ...1ED2100.00%
02EtDs...8thW0.00%