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Norovirus: A Zero-Liquidity Plague Specimen

Here we observe a most fascinating specimen of financial pathology—born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic organ failure. The creature achieved a remarkable 570% price volatility whilst possessing no liquidity whatsoever, rather like a patient bragging about their sprint time whilst flatlined on the operating table. One can only marvel at how 287 hopeful souls accumulated tokens in a vessel with all the structural integrity of a wet tissue.