CAUSE OF DEATH
Paddington's Marmalade Dream Dies At Birth
Here we observe the Paddington token in its final moments—a newborn creature that never drew its first breath. With zero liquidity and 97.6% of its supply consolidated in the paws of a mere handful of holders, this British bear cub was stillborn, a perfect specimen of what happens when ambition exceeds distribution strategy.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration, zero liquidity pneumonia
EPITAPH
"Please look after this token. It died within hours of arrival, having never truly lived."