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Seven Holders, Zero Survivors, Complete Liquidity Collapse

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a most peculiar specimen: Groupon, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 100% of its wealth among a mere seven individuals—a perfect circle of trust that, regrettably, had nowhere to go. With $316 in daily volume and liquidity as sparse as water in the Sahara, this creature exhausted itself in just 175 hours, a lifespan shorter than a mayfly's honeymoon. The authorities were revoked, yet the damage was already done; sometimes, one must kill the beast to stop the bleeding.