DERP/5BLq..pump
TERMINAL
Derp

Derp5BLqz3M12k2scR72GNuM9v4U6sM1J75s3wNPDJwtpump

$Derp5BLq..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, minimal adoption, inevitable rug mechanics

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.3K
Liquidity
$2.5K
Volume 24h
$0.6700
Holders
48
FDV
$1.34B
Price USD
$1.34e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Derp Token: A Premature Demise in Microcaps

Here we observe the Derp token in its death throes—a mere babe of 103 hours, strangled by the iron grip of its top 10 holders who've accumulated 99.8% of its circulating supply. With only $2,570 in liquidity and $61 in daily volume, this creature never truly drew breath; it simply gasped once, twice, and expired.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.5K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.6700 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, minimal adoption, inevitable rug mechanics
Patient Note

In life, Derp was appropriately named. In death, it became a cautionary tale whispered in Discord servers: a monument to why nine out of ten tokens are indistinguishable from Ponzi schemes with better memes.

Holders

§ 04 · 48 wallets
Top 1
99.4%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
100.0%
01sHJq...ptNv99.40%
02AXhh...nDqm0.11%
03Fwhy...MKkm0.10%
048psN...VRtf0.08%
05AU7b...Peei0.08%
068pof...Tzpy0.05%
07CvSW...sFbX0.04%
0825rX...zszs0.04%
095ara...oQqU0.03%
108fVH...ncGm0.02%