CAUSE OF DEATH
Supreme Gold Bar's Eight-Hour Extinction Event
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, the Supreme Gold Bar emerged with the lifespan of a mayfly and the structural integrity of wet tissue paper. Within mere hours, this magnificent creature experienced a -79.2% metabolic collapse, its three remaining holders discovering too late that they were not investors, but pallbearers. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—and apparently, liquidity.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, brief existence
EPITAPH
"It promised gold. It delivered only the cold, hard lesson that 'revoked authorities' cannot revoke the authority of gravity."
