CAUSE OF DEATH
Messi's Dream Scored Own Goal Instantly
In the waning moments of its existence, World Cup MESSI experienced what can only be described as a spectacular own goal—a financial equivalent of missing a penalty in the 90th minute. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a championship victory, it instead collapsed under the weight of three holders who collectively owned the entire pitch, leaving $530 in daily volume as its only monument.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature liquidity evaporation and instant centralization
EPITAPH
"It never even made it to the group stage—just a beautiful shortcut straight to the graveyard."
