CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Exhibits Alarming Vital Signs
In its mere hours of existence, UFO WHITE HOUSE achieved what takes most tokens weeks to accomplish: a spectacular 1153% price surge followed by the inevitable gravitational collapse. Like a mayfly on cryptocurrency, it burned brilliantly in the void, unaware that infancy and pump schemes are nature's cruel synonyms.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Hyperbolic price discovery meets mathematical inevitability
EPITAPH
"Born at zero hours, dead by market close—a brief, fevered dream whispered by those who forgot that white houses always have exits."