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CAUSE OF DEATH

Political Ambition Meets Liquidity's Cruel Absence

Here we observe the skeletal remains of President Vance, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying without ever truly living. With zero liquidity and a concentration of wealth so severe it makes oligarchy look egalitarian, this specimen expired not with a bang, but with a whimper—and a measly $173 in daily volume to mark its passing.

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