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Newborn Token Shows Alarming Concentration Symptoms

In the span of merely sixty minutes, The True Believer had already begun exhibiting the classic symptoms of early-stage token mortality: a 61% concentration of wealth among the elite, coupled with liquidity reserves modest enough to fit in a moderately successful garage sale. One can almost hear the whimper of retail investors who arrived fashionably late to a party that was already collapsing.