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Newborn Token Found Gasping for Liquidity

Here we observe a creature so freshly spawned it hadn't yet learned to breathe, much less sustain itself. A 489% price surge in mere hours—nature's most exquisite pump before the inevitable dump. The mint authority lies revoked, the freeze authority silenced, yet somehow zero liquidity remains: the financial equivalent of a organism with no blood.