CAUSE OF DEATH
Utopian Dream Dies in Ninety Minutes
Here we observe the Communism token in its natural habitat: the graveyard of failed launches. Born at midnight with revolutionary fervor, it achieved a 95% decline by breakfast—a remarkable feat of economic Darwinism. The forty-five believers who gathered to witness this redistribution of wealth learned instead the harsh lesson that in cryptocurrency, all tokens are equal, but some are more equal than others.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated holdings, zero hour collapse
EPITAPH
"From each according to their bags, to none according to their gains."