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Newborn Token Dies of Instant Millionaire Syndrome

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the Yankee Doodle Doggie—a creature that achieved 790% growth in mere hours, only to discover that liquidity, like oxygen, is rather essential for survival. Born into a world of 441 hopeful investors, it careened toward extinction with the grace of a lemming in a bull market. The authorities surrendered their control, a mercy kill dressed as decentralization.

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