CAUSE OF DEATH
Depression Token Succumbs to Acute Irony Poisoning
Here we observe a fascinating specimen of the genus *Rugpullus solanus*, born mere hours ago with the noble intent of raising awareness. Alas, it has expired before lunch, suffocated beneath the crushing weight of 27.3 holders and a liquidity pool as barren as its developers' conscience. Nature, it seems, abhors both a vacuum and a 99.8% concentration of tokens in unforgiving hands.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous catastrophic loss of faith and liquidity
EPITAPH
"It raised awareness of depression—by becoming one."