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Eight Whales, One Casket, No Survivors

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen of the crypto genus—technically alive, yet functionally extinct. With a mere eight holders controlling 100% of supply, this token represents not a distributed network, but rather an elaborate pass-the-parcel game where everyone holds the same potato. The revoked authorities provide cold comfort; a cadaver requires no keys when rigor mortis has already set in.