CAUSE OF DEATH
Eight Whales, One Casket, No Survivors
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen of the crypto genus—technically alive, yet functionally extinct. With a mere eight holders controlling 100% of supply, this token represents not a distributed network, but rather an elaborate pass-the-parcel game where everyone holds the same potato. The revoked authorities provide cold comfort; a cadaver requires no keys when rigor mortis has already set in.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme centralization meets mathematical inevitability
EPITAPH
"It had liquidity like a fishbowl has an ocean—just enough to see the bottom."
