CAUSE OF DEATH
Goon Processing Unit: Born Braindead, Died Immediately
In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a remarkable creature that achieved the impossible: it died before it was truly alive. With but five holders clutching the entirety of its worthless corpus and liquidity pools as dry as a venture capitalist's conscience, this token executed what can only be described as financial seppuku within mere hours of conception.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull masquerading as legitimate launch
EPITAPH
"Here lies GPU: five guys, zero dollars, infinite regret—a monument to why you shouldn't trade tokens named after processing units or the people who make them."
