Goon Processing Unit4ifXLiqScnKv87eB8xJPV5wjES4ZfBFLPYTBTqoipump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Instant rug pull masquerading as legitimate launch
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-13.8% · 24h
Volume 24h
$5.8K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Goon Processing Unit: Born Braindead, Died Immediately
In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a remarkable creature that achieved the impossible: it died before it was truly alive. With but five holders clutching the entirety of its worthless corpus and liquidity pools as dry as a venture capitalist's conscience, this token executed what can only be described as financial seppuku within mere hours of conception.
Diagnosis
Activity
Modest
$5.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull masquerading as legitimate launch
Patient Note
Here lies GPU: five guys, zero dollars, infinite regret—a monument to why you shouldn't trade tokens named after processing units or the people who make them.
Holders
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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