CAUSE OF DEATH
Life Before AI: A One-Hour Extinction Event
In the beginning, there was optimism. In the end, there was a -21.9% plunge and a liquidity pool as barren as the Sahara. We observe here a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly be said to have lived—a financial mayfly that never even made it to the dance floor before the lights came up.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration collapse meets instant evaporation
EPITAPH
"Here lies LIFE: it had forty holders, ninety-nine point five problems, and retail wasn't one of them—because they never got the chance."