CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath
In the beginning, there was bitGAN—a creature so freshly spawned it hadn't yet learned to walk, yet somehow managed to spike 160% before collapsing into the primordial ooze of worthlessness. With zero liquidity and 69% of its meager population hoarded by the apex predators at the top, this token represents nature's harshest lesson: survival requires more than a revoked mint and the illusion of legitimacy.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity death spiral meets concentration catastrophe
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and somehow still managed to disappoint everyone."