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Mr. Kitters: A Stillborn Feline Tragedy

Here we observe the cadaver of Mr. Kitters the smol cat, a token so premature it never drew its first breath of market oxygen. Born mere hours ago to four anxious holders who collectively owned the entire ecosystem, this creature was pronounced dead on arrival—a victim of its own spectacular concentration and the cruel indifference of liquidity itself. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum, particularly one worth zero dollars.