TIME MACHINE/4dcu..pump
CRITICAL
Time Machine

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$TIME MACHINE4dcu..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Catastrophic concentration and acute liquidity anemia

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
63/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$3.9K
+0.8% · 24h
Liquidity
$5.5K
Volume 24h
$3.23
Holders
400
Heavy Concentration
FDV
$4.00B
Price USD
$4.00e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Time Machine Arrives at Its Own Funeral

Here we observe the Time Machine token in its final moments—a creature whose ironic name proved tragically prescient, as it traveled backward through time to replay every failed pump-and-dump in cryptocurrency history. With a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a modest lunch and volume suggesting even its creators have abandoned it, this token accomplished what few thought possible: it made a mockery of irony itself.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$5.5K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$3.23 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 95.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration and acute liquidity anemia
Patient Note

It promised to take us to the future, but instead delivered us to the past—specifically, to every regrettable financial decision we've ever made.

Holders

§ 04 · 400 wallets
Top 1
88.8%
Top 5
95.6%
Top 10
96.5%
016nar...k48T88.80%
02Bp1G...RNY23.79%
039d44...4GEHAUTOPSY1.52%047dt9...7j5uAUTOPSY1.01%
05Bs7J...qXxe0.46%
06DKPP...DkJq0.21%
07mP4t...ayQP0.19%
08AYpN...frm4AUTOPSY0.19%
09Hpcv...XR170.18%
103TFm...kh6c0.15%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
48.44 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
48.44 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 3 holders · scanned 23d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 3 known