CAUSE OF DEATH
Time Machine Arrives at Its Own Funeral
Here we observe the Time Machine token in its natural habitat—a mere 162 hours into existence, already gasping for breath as its holders discover that revoked authorities cannot prevent the inevitability of concentrated ownership. With 72.3% of its supply nestled in the top 10 wallets, this creature never stood a chance; it was, quite simply, stillborn with delusions of grandeur.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic wealth concentration and temporal irrelevance
EPITAPH
"It promised to take us back in time, but only to yesterday's losses."
