CAUSE OF DEATH
Buffalo Stampede: A Birth-Death Paradox
Here we observe a remarkable specimen of modern finance—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the vitality of a month-old corpse. The creature's three remaining holders clutch their worthless tokens like mourners at a funeral, watching -40% evaporate before breakfast concluded. In nature, we might call this natural selection; in crypto, we simply call it Tuesday.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity drainage, concentrated holdings collapse
EPITAPH
"It died before it learned to live—a true achievement in token biology."
