CAUSE OF DEATH
FARTPLANET: Born Screaming, Died Laughing
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana's memecoin savanna, FARTPLANET experienced what scientists call a 'catastrophic volatility event'—or as the three remaining holders now know it, a 139% pump followed by the gentle extinction of all liquidity. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it burned brilliantly for mere hours before discovering that zero liquidity is rather incompatible with continued existence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Pump-and-dump with zero exit liquidity
EPITAPH
"Three holders walk into a token exchange. Only their existential dread walks out."
