CAUSE OF DEATH
BOZZY: A One-Hour Extinction Event
Here we observe the BOZZY token in its natural habitat—mere moments after conception. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it experienced a spectacular 94% collapse within a single day, achieving what most projects require months to accomplish. One can only admire the efficiency of its self-destruction, as ninety-four percent of wealth evaporated faster than morning dew on the savanna.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme top-heavy distribution meets market gravity
EPITAPH
"It was born at noon and dead by dusk—BOZZY proved that in crypto, sometimes the real rug pull is time itself."